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Tuesday 29 November 2011

I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here-Jessica-Jane leaves camp


Jessica-Jane was voted out of the jungle in I’m a Celeb last night. The brunette was in the bottom two with Prince Willie.

Jessica-Jane said she was looking forward to seeing her fiancee and eating chocolate brownies on her escape from the jungle.

Also, on last night’s show:

  • Anthony went AWOL after the roles in camp for the Prince and Princess task were swapped again, leaving him to watch Mark cook dinner. Anthony also refused to do the second part of the sabotage mission with Dougie and disappeared to the Bush Telegraph to be alone.
  • Anthony and Dougie’s sabotage mission this time was to hide the camp mates' towels, make all the clean clothes dirty and get the washer woman to clean them again. Anthony eventually agreed to take part and claimed he had fell over and knocked the clean clothes onto the ground. Meanwhile, Dougie hid the towels on top of the Bush Telegraph.
  • Willie made Crissy princess after Lorraine was evicted from the jungle the previous evening.
  • Dougie was put into the stocks after the celebs received a note to tell them they continued to fail to keep to their own jobs and someone would be punished by going into the stocks. Dougie put himself forward for the job as much of the celebs’ error was down to him failing to do his job as woodsman properly.
  • Mark did a Bushman trial and won the maximum number of stars for camp. The physical task saw him operate wheels to move the stars hanging on wire to his reach. Each wheel was placed in a pit consisting of gunge or bog, which prevented Mark from leaping out to grab the stars. However, he persevered and won a banquet for the camp.
  • Jessica-Jane and Emily did the celeb chest. After Emily fell from a wooden horse suspended in the air and dropped the flags she worked hard to retrieve, Jessica-Jane attempted to guess the answer to the clue and code to take the chest to camp. Her guess was right, however the celebs in camp got the answer to who is the most popular royal wrong and forfeited their reward for water pistols.

Monday 28 November 2011

I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here-Pat and Lorraine leave the jungle


Not one, but two people left the jungle on last night’s I’m a Celebrity. Pat was the first to leave after loosing in a task to Olympian Fatima, where the two faced spiders, meal worms, snakes and cockroaches in a trial which saw them put their head in a bowl filled with critters.

Despite getting a cockroach stuck up her nose, Fatima still won the trial after a tie breaker led to the celebs having to battle it out to find three stars in a tank of goo using just their mouths. Fatima left Pat standing after finding the three stars in record timing, while Pat struggled to find even one.

Pat’s eviction followed a day of being a skivvy for Prince Willie and Princess Lorraine. His jobs included getting the bed ready for the Prince and Princess and her beloved Tedward, who Pat had threatened to burn at the stake a week before.

Following Pat was Lorraine who left after getting the least public votes to stay in the jungle.

Also on last night’s episode:
  • Prince Willie and Princess Lorraine switched the roles of the celebs around. Tony, who previously was the chef of the camp, was made jester. However, after refusing to take on the role, he was given the job of housekeeper instead of Mark. Fatima was made chef and cooked up a gourmet meal of duck and aubergine, which received praise from all the camp mates apart from Tony who criticised the way Fatima cooked the meal and claimed that he had created meals from much trickier ingredients.

Tuesday 22 November 2011

I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here-Pat Sharp takes joke too far


Pat Sharp's true colours were revealed on I'm a Celebrity..... last night, as the former children's TV presenter and radio DJ, bitched behind the back of his fellow contestants, with half of them, the orange team (Lorrain Chase, Stephanie Powers, Anthony Cotton, Fatima, Willie) spending the night in the Sin Bin, after loosing the Beat the Bugs-Head Spin, immunity challenge to the blue team.

Mr Sharp told his fellow blue team mates, Mark Wright, Jessica-Jane, Emily,  Dougie and Crissy, that he believes Sinitta is playing a very clever game, as someone that head strong couldn't possibly be that terrified of everything, and that Lorraine is far too nice and her teddy bear Tedwood should be burnt at the stake.

Knowing how much Tedwood means to Lorraine, Pat's team mates told him enough is enough, however he continued with his bitching until Lorraine told him to sod off and revealed that from now on Tedwood will stay in her bag.

However, Pat got his comeuppance as the public voted for him to do the next task-Head Spin, but was it just a clever plan devised by Sharp all along?

Friday 18 November 2011

I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here-The two teams become one


The camps combined on last night's show, with Snake Rock joining Croc Creek to form one team. While Snake Rock were sad to break-up their little 'family', celebs at Croc Creek were looking forward to the move and enjoying new conversations.

Mark seemed particularly pleased that Jessica-Jane, who he beat in the celeb chest challenge, where they had to fill waders with water, would be joining the group, and even Stephanie Powers seemed content to be sous chef to Anthony Cotton, after he told her he prepared three different meals a day from just rice and beans.

The coming together of the camps followed the arrival of two new celebs-Sinitta and Pat Sharp, who endured a night in a cave full of cockroaches to win their team mates their luxury items-including Lorraine Chase's teddy bear, and Dougie's girlfriend's hairband sprayed with her perfume. Sinitta's time in the cave, screaming and standing frozen to a spot, also won her the public vote to compete in tonight's trial Cable Car Tastrophe.

The announcement of the camps merging also came after Fatima, formerly of Croc Creek, beat Dougie, former Snake Rock member, at the Rat Run trial, which saw the pair scramble on their hands and knees around a maze with cockroaches, a lizard and rats, to find five stars. Dougie said he had been dreading having to go up against the Olympic athlete.

Tuesday 15 November 2011

I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here-Freedy rushed to hospital after winning trial




Freddie Starr was taken to hospital on last night’s show. The comedian suffered an allergic reaction after the Greasy Spoon eating trial, in which he competed against TOWIE’s Mark Wright.

The competitive celebs were give five courses to eat. The first a fermented egg and soldiers, ‘Bubble n Squeak’-critters, cheese fruit and mice tails, the third-a ‘bacon butty’-made from pig’s anus, followed by ‘grilled tomato’-camel’s toe, and turkey testicles in slime.

After loosing the last task for his team Snake Rock, Freddie gulped down the courses-telling Ant and Dec that the food didn’t bother him and he only has one taste bud that doesn’t work anyway? Mark, on the other hand, passed on two of his courses and gagged his way through the other dishes. To make it harder for the Essex star, Freddie acted out being sick and wound him up throughout the trial

‘No human should be able to eat that’, said Mark, claiming that it looked like Freddie was eating fish and chips, rather than jungle bugs.

Freddie won his team a meal of possum and vegetables, while he was checked into hospital.

It continued to be a winning day for Snake Rock as they took away the celebrity chest, thanks to Jessica-Jane, who beat Anthony Cotton of Croc Creek in a task that saw them push an egg out of a material snake in water wrapped around beams.

Snake Rock answered the chest questioned right to win cheese and biscuits.

Wed night, Stephanie Powers (Snake Rock) and Mark Wright (Croc Creek) will battle it out against each other in trail Creepy Crypt.

Two new celebs are also joining the contestants, singer Sunita and children’s TV presenter Pat Sharpe.

Monday 14 November 2011

I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here-the celebs arrive in camp



 The celebs were dropped into the jungle last night in the first of the new series of I’m, a Celebrity Get me out of Here.

They were split into two teams of five. One team-Mark Wright, Anthony Cotton, Crissy Rock, Fatima Whitbread and Lorraine Chase, were tasked with doing a parachute jump into camp, while the other team-Stephanie Powers, Dougie Ponyter, Willie Carson, Jessica-Jane Clement, later joined by Freddie Starr, canoed their way into the jungle.

Crissy Rock, who took out her false teeth to do the jump changed her mind at the last minute after seeing her fellow celebs do the tandem skydive-including sixty-year-old Lorraine Chase and soap star Anthony Cotton, who is terrified of flying.

On arrival, the teams were joined by Freddie Starr, before set a trial to decide on who would get the luxury camp.

For the task, the teams, on either side of each other, were hoisted above the ground on ‘weighing scales.’ Each celeb had in front of them a box with nasties and stars. The team to remove the stars with their mouths one at a time in consecutive order the quickest would win.

Before Freddie could get his second star, the whole of the yellow team had retrieved their stars.

The winning team (Mark Wright, Fatima Whitbread, Lorraine Chase, Anthony Cotton, Crissy Rock) were sent to luxury camp Croc Creek where they enjoyed a ice meal. The loosing team went to basic Snake Rock to eat rice and beans after being dunked into a vat of fish guts.

At Snake Rock, Freddie admitted how guilty he felt about loosing the task to his disgruntled team mates, who said to forget about it and get on with things.

On tonight’s episode Mark Wright of Croc Creek will compete against Freddie Starr, Snake Rock, in Greasy Spoon, an eating trial. Will Freddie turn it around and beat competitive Mr Wright?

Thursday 10 November 2011

The Only Way is Essex-Mark makes his dramatic exit from the show


Mark left Essex for the jungle on last night’s TOWIE. He told his parents, Mark Senior and Carol, that he is thinking about getting away, more to be fair to Lauren. ‘I’ll miss you and Arg obviously and will carry on seeing Sam’, he said.

However, when Mark spoke to Sam at the fireworks party where he said his final goodbyes, she told him he has got too much going on in his life to have a girlfriend.
After Mark poured his heart out to Sam, she confessed she wasn’t sure if she felt the same, ‘You’re my friend, but I can’t trust you’, she said.

‘I like you. We have a great bond’, said a confused Mark. ‘I want us to be more than friends. The way you are talking you don’t. If you don’t want it tell me now.

‘I don’t want it’, said Sam, before walking away.

Tying up loose ends, Mark also spoke to ex Lauren before his departure from the show. He told her that everytime they argue it gets him down and can’t see her hurt anymore.
‘I love you, but don’t love you like that anymore.’

Lauren replied that she lover Mark also, but didn’t like him.
‘It breaks my heart, but I could never get back with you’, she said.

The pair agreed it’s over and said goodbye.

But Mark’s most difficult break-up was having to end his bro-mance with best mate Arg. Between tears, Mark told Arg there are things he wants to change in his life and that his love life if almost ‘ridiculous’. He said he’s going to get away for a bit and do his own thing-meaning going into I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here?
‘Essex isn’t right for me now’, confessed Mark, but is the jungle ready for Mr Wright?

Arg said he had a feeling something wasn’t right, telling Mark he would love to join him but he understand he needs to do it by himself.
‘Where does that leave us’, he questioned.

‘You will be in my heart forever I promise. I will never leave you. That’s what’s so hard’, said Mark.

‘I can’t do anything without you’, cried Arg, before Mark reassured him he would be back.

Also on last night’s episode

-Lucy got on stage at the fireworks party to stop the gossip surrounding her and try and win Mario back.
She said she hates public speaking and has made the biggest mistake of her life. She apologised to everyone for lying and told Mario she loves him so much and will do anything to get him back.
After her speech, Lucy said to Mario tat she wanted to do something that meant a lot as he knows she is terrified of speaking in public. Mario said he still loved Lucy, but it would take a lot to forgive and forget.

Tuesday 8 November 2011

The Young Apprentice-Hannah doesn't make the cut



Hannah was the third person to be fired on the Young Apprentice last night.

Lord Sugar told Hannah PM of team Atomic that it was ‘with regret’ that he was firing her, but because she brought the wrong people with her to the boardroom.

The team, now made up of boys and girls, were summoned to the boardroom after loosing to Connectic by £12 profit, in a flower arranging and selling task.

It was despite Atomic winning two out of three contracts organised by Lord Sugar for Daniel Gavin salon and the launch of the musical Ghost. And team Connectic having to discount the flowers for the corporate client contract they won, after delivering a less than sufficient bouquet.

Atomic’s fatal error, said Suagr, was that they sold their flowers too cheaply on their stall, just doubling their cost price, with a three tier pricing system of £3, £3 and £10, whereas Connectic tripled their cost price.

PM Hannah chose to take back with her to the boardroom Zara and Harry M. Zara because she failed to win the hotel contract as she went against Hannah when she said to quote £165. Zara quoted £300. Harry, Hannah said, wasn’t a team player, a complaint made last week too.

However, Alan Sugar said he didn’t know what Zara was doing in the boardroom and sent her back to the house.

‘It’s a toss up between Harry and Hannah’, he said.

‘Harry, on reflection hate to say it but being a salesman has saved you.’

Next week the team’s must pick two products to sell to the over 50s market.

Monday 7 November 2011

The Only Way is Essex-Lucy tells Mario I did sleep with Mark



Lucy confessed all to Maio on last night’s episode after he threatened to read the text she supposedly sent to Jess asking Mark’s sister to cover for her.

‘I wanted to meet you cos I’ve never been honest about that night and I think you know that’, said Lucy.

‘Yep’, relpied Mario as Lucy decribed the night in Marbella from start to finish-telling him she got more and more drunk and the last thing she remembered was going to Mark and Jess’ joint party.

‘Where did you wake up’, Mario asked her.

‘With Mark’, said Lucy. ‘But I was dressed.’

‘Needless to say It’s over’, said a deflated Mario. ‘You’ve lied for months. There’s nothing you can say. I was in Ibiza for 12 hours. I’ve done nothing but treat you. Made you part of the family and brought us a flat.’

Lucy pleaded with Mario and said it had made her realise how much she loves him. ‘I’ve never had a boyfriend as good as you’, she said.

Mario reiterated that it’s over and told Lucy her morals are ‘well off.’

‘All I can say is I was really drunk. It’s the biggest mistake I’ve ever made’, she said.

Mario responded by telling Lucy she treats him like shit and always lets him down.

Speaking to Joey that evening, Mario said Lucy had fucked him over.

Joey said he felt for him and that nice boys always get hurt like he did with Sam.

The Only Way is Essex-Lauren G gets her claws into Mark and Sam



What started as an apology from Mark to Lauren turned into a cat fight between her and Sam.

At Chloe’s 30th wedding themed part, Mark went over to ‘bridemaid’ Lauren and told her he was sorry she saw him and kissing at the Halloween party. He went on to sat that she can’t say she’s over him and then claim he’s out of order for kissing someone else.

‘Nine months ago you cried and said you wanted to marry me and like that you went off me’, questioned Lauren.

Mark told her it had nothing to do with her anymore.

‘Shut your fucking mouth and listen to me’, said Lauren. ‘Stop shagging about and get over yourself.

‘I forgive you and want to forget you. Get on with it. Get away from me. Never ring me again.’

As Mark walked away Lauren announced to the party her ex was a mug and desperate before turning to Sam and calling her desperate too.

But Sam added fuel to the fire by telling her she was embarrassing herself.

‘Fuck off. You’re meant to be my friend’, said Lauren.

‘Friend?’, questioned Sam.

Earlier Lauren G had told Lauren P and Gemma that Sam has jumped into her grave and is Mark’s sloppy seconds.

Thursday 3 November 2011

The Only Way is Essex-Mario tells Lucy not to move in



Mario took back his offer of Lucy moving in with him last night, after claiming she is a little immature and insecure. ‘You looking at my phone makes me think we shouldn’t be together.
‘Obvisouly you don’t trust me. We’re not ready to move in together.’

‘Fine’, replied Lucy.

‘You can come over when ever you want. You’ll have a key, but you won’t live here In six months time we’ll see how it is. If its right you can move in. I’m doing this for our relationship.’

Mario’s decision followed Lucy airing concerns that Mario had spoken to the two Lauren’s on his boy’s night out and told them about his hall pass.

Lucy told him it wasn’t exactly a hall pass, but he could do what he felt like doing. Lucy asked Mario why he spoke to Lauren G and P about it, and Mario replied that it just came up in conversation.

‘Are you telling me or I can and can’t talk to now’, said Mario. ‘The girls thought you said about a hall pass because you feel guilty.’ Although Mario said he believed it was because she felt bad about going through his phone.

Speaking to Lydia, Lucy said she felt like her and Mario had taken a massive step back. She said she was concerned as Mario had never mentioned Lauren G before, who at the Halloween party was grinding behind him.

However, Lydia was preoccupied with Gemma’s declaration of undying love for Arg. She said she hated that someone else loves her boyfriend as he is hers to love. And it probably didn’t help that after Arg told Lydia how Gemma feels about him he said he had told her that if he wasn’t with her then they might be together.

The Only Way is Essex-Lauren G gets a fright as she sees Mark and Sam kiss


Bet Lauren wished she’d never spied on Mark and Sam at the Halloween party on last night’s episode, after seeing the pair share their first passionate kiss.

Lauren G and room mate Lauren P hid behind the bushes to hear Mark and Sam reveal their love for each other.

A crushed Lauren G said she wished she had never met Mark as he’s only created grief in her life.

‘I can’t believe I was with him two months ago and engaged. I looked at him like family.’

Lauren Pope tried to turn a negative into a positive situation by telling her best mate that seeing the pair together would help here get over Mark,

‘They (Sam and Mark) don’t care. I feel devastated’, said Lauren G.

But perhaps she should have thought about that when she laughed at Mark at the start of the party and told him he’s a bit of a joke and she can’t take him seriously anymore.

Also at the party, Mark had a one to one with Joey when he told him he didn’t think he needed to inform him about seeing Sam. He went on to say that it wasn’t like that at first and he wanted to make sure he wasn’t upset. However, in a shock move, Joey told him it is ok and he is over Sam?