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Thursday 24 March 2011

The Only Way is Essex- Mark and Lauren get engaged


Lauren must need her head testing having agreed to marry Mark.The player, who claimed on last night's episode he's ready to commit to one girl, proposed to Lauren in the garden of an Essex bar. Just minutes before, Lauren had told her sister there was no way she would get back with Mark, and having had her Mark tattoo removed proved it?

Lauren's sister, not one of Mark's fans, was baffled by the news, his best mate James 'Arg' laughed and Mark's mum, sister Jess and Nanny Pat thought he was joking when he announced the engagement. 'Just make sure you give me enough time to but a hat', said Nanny Pat.

Celebratory drinks also didn't go as planned, as Mark and Lauren decided to sit with his ex's, Sam and Lucy, who were left reeling at the news, not a wise idea, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Things got worse when Lauren went to the bar and Lucy joined her to tell her two weeks ago her and Mark slept together. Lauren brushed off the accusation. But then confronted Mark, who told her it was more than a couple of weeks afo and he and Lauren weren't speaking at the time, like that makes it ok 'You enjoy fucking with girls' heads, that's what is sick about you', said Lucy.

Old dog new tricks then?

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